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Warning Demotivational Poster


ATTENTION - The safety label has been removed from this poster for your convenience.


TAGS: warnings stupid people
Rating: 4.58/5

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CloudchaserS - August 7, 2012, 11:45 pm
I really don't understand why the "We shouldn't have to warn people that this is dangerous because that it is so should be obvious" doesn't work in court.


WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...


TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


LETTER TO SANTA -


TAGS: christmas santa rudolph warning threat
Rating: 4.77/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 12:57 am
clever & funny 5L
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
HA! bad a**!
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
No problem... just DONT start TALKING LIKE this..OKAY!!!??? LOL
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:33 pm
Wow! Ty! 5 hugs your way, all!
motinet - December 16, 2010, 10:18 pm

Shes gonna make the hall of fame on her SECOND try... d***!
spacedog - December 13, 2010, 4:48 pm
Nice one.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:20 am
lol
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:14 am

why can't all new contributpors be this good. solid 5.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:28 am
or 5 lumps of coal
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Love it 5 naughty marks!


UNAWARE -


TAGS: warning music shark people
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:59 am
Awe5ome!
caveman - May 26, 2012, 10:12 pm
A good lol to start my day
Reality Lord - May 26, 2012, 9:48 pm

lolz
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 12:35 pm
Dada...dada...da da da da da da...just when you thought it was safe to give 5L.
fan4camping - May 26, 2012, 10:43 am
Right? It's a very distinct sound. 5L


AWESOME - now I know how to get rid of my kids, and say it was an accident




I WONDER WHY -




DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...




IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)




WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS


TAGS: warning contains nuts white church
Rating: 3.09/5

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david5300 - January 29, 2017, 1:37 pm
They should have used a ph**o of a Mosque !
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:18 pm
Is that the church from the Kingsman movie? The caption makes especially good sense if so.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 10:56 pm
Choose the red pill or blue pill...never take both ever again...
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:56 pm
……or listen to that little voice. It’s probably Jesus…or if yer batshyt crazy, it’s just Charles Manson sounding like Jesus. Either one, you’ll eventually end up where you belong.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I do help folks, but whenever I do, the word ‘abet’ is usually in the sentence. OK, serious. If you have the intellect of room temperature, and feel the need for somebody to tell you how to think, you should just practice being nice.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Well, I’m kinda anxious to see what you guys settle on as far as what ‘sin’ is….sounds like fun…there s/be a city named after the word…with gambling….and whorres…and tons of secs….day and night.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 2:23 pm
By Godliness, I mean to not just not sin but to do good works. We also have free will to do that. eg. Prevent a crime, help someone etc.
Renza - September 5, 2013, 4:18 am
Sure it is, if you choose not to obey (aka using free will) you are sinning. Godliness I'd say is probably just based on human desire to have a higher power watching over them or the need to have the unexplainable explained.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 4:01 am
Sin is not based on free will. Free will allows us the choice to sin or not. Having free will doesn't make one sinful. You can also choose to be good. Is Godliness also based on Free Will then too?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:59 pm
I'm pretty sure your first sentence says it all, sin is based on free will, therefore the use of free will is a sin, so that means free will is against the religion. Also, sin applies to the degree of thoughts, laws don't (yet).
medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:21 pm
Um, the entire concept of sin is based on free will. A sin has to be a willing act. Free will is the enemy if Government. Ignorance is sn excuse for sin, but not for the law. Who us oppressive now?
Renza - July 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
To paraphrase Shakespeare in a way applicable to this... "a steaming pile by any other name..." Also, I'm pretty sure buildings don't talk, usually just the hateful uneducated nutjobs within them.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:55 pm
Wrong building... THAT one has minarets. The one with the steeple says if you do that you're being a ***k and you need to stop.
Renza - July 27, 2013, 2:44 pm
that's crazy talk, the manual is all about how those things are evil or "sins" as they like to call them, it's also really big on talking about how you should kill the people that disagree or blaspheme (or make jokes) about the religion.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:55 am
The people who think that really never read the manual. I find if you look enough at the universe, it makes it hard not to believe in a higher power. Though I have to commend the poster for mocking a religion that won't try to murder him for making funny.
Renza - January 18, 2013, 6:19 am
To be fair, tolerance, knowledge, and free will are against the religion
Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:30 pm
Maybe it is the zealots who have a problem with those who choose a different belief system or point of view are the real problem...
maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 3:26 pm
the fun part is that the ones like that have a problem with God are the problem
beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
So unique and edgy!
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:41 pm
@djrcreative i see what you did there...
djrcreative - February 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
Amen, Brother!
Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:02 pm
I dont have a problem with GOD. Its his FAN CLUBS I have the problem with.


Java -


TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
I NEED THAT CUP!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.


TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am
AMEN!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you


HERE'S YER SIGN -




WARNING - If you are found here tonight, they will find your cold dead body here tomorrow


TAGS: warning girl gun dead tonight
Rating: 4.67/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 30, 2011, 10:24 pm
Ya know, after staring at it for 30 secs and looking away, it kina looks as if Jesus is pointing at you. 5L and fav'd


WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late


TAGS: american psycho warning sign little girl
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little


WARNING -




DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER -




STUPIDITY IS - ...when you have to ask "but is it a big dog or just a little one?"


TAGS: warnings questions challenges stupidity
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - March 31, 2013, 12:16 pm
Also, "Is it a male dog or a female dog" after glancing at the picture


DEAR HAPPY MORNING PEOPLE -


TAGS: not a morning person warning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:24 am
Indeed, coffee is life. To trifle with such a thing can prove most fatal.
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:28 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! VERY, VERY true! ^!!!!!


Warning Do Not Open -


TAGS: warning link justin bieber album
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Ism

CaptMickeyd - August 15, 2013, 10:08 am
Very similar to the Nickelback album meme.
GaryO - August 5, 2013, 9:09 am
Hah! Annoy me, please. BTW, that Bieber bulletin is right


ZZZZZZ........ - BEEP - BEEP - BEEP - BEEP


TAGS: warning
Rating: 4.64/5

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PRINCESS WEDDINGS -




BOMBER KITTY - is going to seek revenge for all the 1L bomber victims!


TAGS: 1l bombers warning
Rating: 3.38/5

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boeweizer - March 28, 2010, 9:53 am
die infidel 1l bombers
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 12:01 am
they WERE, WILL BE, and ARE!!!
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Only difference is, the 1L bombers will be the virgins.


PLETHORA -


TAGS: internet dating warning psycho fishy
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
5 catch and releases.


Workplace Safety -


TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


NOT EVERY CHILD IS SPECIAL... -


TAGS: stupid warning label
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:48 pm
My b5by brother would jump off a table or chair and get hurt because he thought he could fly wearing Superman pajamas. My parents didn't have the audacity to sue anyone since they took responsibility for their son's actions, unlike so many parents today.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2011, 9:27 am
this poster made me think of the classic, 81263
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:23 pm

truth is i find more parents are idiots than their kids. nice poster btw.


Meltdown immenent -


TAGS: danger warning caffeine levels critical low coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.9/5

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maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:09 pm
I Got That One .


INVICIBLE MOOSE - Obviously hasn't met Powergirl yet.




GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.




MISTAKES -




WARNING: BURNT FOODS LINKED TO CANCERS! -




WARNING - Exessive use of psychic powers will give you bad acne.




WARNING -




FALSE WARNING - You honestly expect us to believe that marriage is behind that sign?


TAGS: false warning sign danger marriage
Rating: 2.74/5

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God - August 30, 2008, 2:29 pm
haha.. nice.


Moms -


TAGS: mom daughter warning twerking parenting
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:30 am
You sick little puppy...teehee.
GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:11 pm
Now, I'd like to see THAT! (really...I'd like to see that) WOOF!
Oldsod - August 31, 2014, 7:00 am
YE5.
Oldsod - August 31, 2014, 7:00 am
YE5.
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:40 pm
What..twerking, the threat or the poster...teehee.
Oldsod - August 29, 2014, 8:46 pm
My daughter said it best: "THAT'S AWESOME!"


A Promise -


TAGS: boxer hideous disguise warning embarrassment
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:14 am
Either I had a really good weekend, or this is a really funny poster. My weekend was pretty good, but not that good. Still laughing.


Warnings -




Possibilities -


TAGS: lighthouse prominence warning position
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:05 pm
Too real, dawg, too damm real
MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:45 pm
Phew, 5L good to know. Now there won't be as many to beat off with a stick...tiring work ya know.


Just A Kiss -


TAGS: kissing fools warning
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 4:25 pm
Thank you BobbE!
BobbEdwards - August 27, 2013, 4:11 pm
Beautiful - 5/F


Purpose -


TAGS: life purpose warning others
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:35 am
Your not a warning dear. Your just setting an example...teehee? Thanks lg for the vote.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:51 am

Yes. Yes, I am. 5L


Warning Signs -


TAGS: road signs warning children zone
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:10 am
Got a couple of ideas... ;)
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:10 am
Oh you just have to be creative steve. Read 101 uses for toddlers. Door stops, paper weights etc...teehee.
steve1961 - September 13, 2014, 2:36 pm
Here's your watch. You got the better part of the trade, however.
Thedge - September 13, 2014, 11:40 am
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


warning to lawyers -




PROTOCOL -




PAIN -




7 Billion Key Individuals -


TAGS: global warning study climate change
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - December 29, 2013, 5:46 pm
You 7 Billion Maniacs! You melted it down! Ah, d*** you! God d*** you all to hell! (George Taylor, Planet of the Apes….sorta)


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love blind ignore warning signs
Rating: 4.45/5

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hootizz - February 28, 2011, 4:32 am
It does make for GREAT lemon's though..!!


WARNINGS -


TAGS: warning
Rating: 4.29/5

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My directions -




SMOKERS - One step ahead of the rest of mankind at surviving the Zombie Apocolypse. R.I.P. Barbara Tarbox




Fair Warning -


TAGS: warning old lady
Rating: 3.84/5

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rerun - May 24, 2013, 10:16 pm

@papafox....it's no wonder my mother hates you, and that wasn't the dogs crap either.
curlyrocks - May 24, 2013, 8:45 pm
I would just leave it on your lawn.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 6:13 pm
Thank you for the motivation to protect my neighborhood! 5L


REPEAT... - ... what you just said...


TAGS: angry dark stare warning
Rating: 3.57/5

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jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 1:55 pm
hahahaahhahah LOOOOOOL
jig - February 21, 2012, 1:07 pm
I said: "At the end, Hermione married Ron".


Ugly Women -




SECURITY ALERT -




WARNING -


TAGS: warning
Rating: 2.82/5

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WARNING - This is what they mean by "don't try this at home."


TAGS: warning
Rating: 2.8/5

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SWINE SCHOOL - New Warning Signs




PUBLIC WARNING - Never hire Xhibit as a cabbie.


TAGS: warning xhibit will pimp your cab
Rating: 2.55/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
Because X-hibit makes more sense.
DrEvo82 - March 2, 2010, 7:53 am
Why don't you know that it is spelled Xzibit?


WARNING:WEAR SAFTEY GLASSES - WELCOME WE: save ammo by any means necessary CAUTION: wear PPE upon entrance




ADVERTISING - IS ALWAYS GOOD TO BE WARN.


TAGS: warning
Rating: 2.06/5

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WARNING SIGNS - Too bad for people who cannot read, especially as there's no fence...




Low -




warning: -




Options -




And thou shalt followeth all safety precautions -




Predictable Results -


TAGS: warning men women
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2015, 9:42 pm
LOL! Well Oldsod, you might try, a-hem, warming her up first? LOL!
Oldsod - June 25, 2015, 6:22 pm
I usually get that result when I try to put the, *ahem* key in the ignition...


Caution -


TAGS: warning sign plane aircraft pee
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 2, 2016, 8:20 pm
Thanks
concern3 - December 2, 2016, 8:12 pm
What can that possibly be? UP yours


Warning -




WARNING! -


TAGS: before coffee warning label
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 11:44 pm
---true, true! chuckle chuckle
Oldsod - December 11, 2015, 7:47 pm
...and depending on the question, sometimes after coffee, too.


Caution -




Bad Eggs -




Notice -




When PMS strikes -




Warning Rumor -


TAGS: carved pumpkin warning other vegetables
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 11:38 am
Odd factoid: There is a long standing argument as to whether a pumpkin is a fruit or veg. thepumpkinfarm states it to actually be a berry (family - Cucurbitaceae). Ah well, who cares? Make some nice decorations and a decent pie. 5l


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